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Church Bulletin Bloopers

January 18, 2012

“Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.”

“Anointing of the sick … If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.”

“The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.”

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why


One Comment leave one →
  1. January 19, 2012 4:21 am

    LOVE IT!

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