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Funny Wednesday

June 20, 2012

(For all my senior friends, people that know seniors, or will be a senior at some point. Learn to laugh about it!)

Where’s My Paper!?

The irate customer called the newspaper offices, loudly demanding to know where his Sunday paper was.

“Sir”,said the employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.

There was a quite pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

“So that’s why no one was in church today”

Sermon Preparation

A boy is watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” He asked

“Why God tells me” the father answered

The boy replies ” Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

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